REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
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manhattan window view
I want to live there really bad
NYC *sigh*
this is perf
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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My problem is I like most boys but most boys don’t like me
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so one morning I woke up to go to school and saw that my roommate left me this note
so I walked into the kitchen and then saw that he was actually serious
except inside the bag was a handful of cheerios, a pack of sweet tarts, and a raw potato
also he was upset that I didn’t eat it so he moved the sign
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